Invitation

[Verso 1] G I suggested we be friends, it’s stupid being cordial G Why must I invite acquaintances into my quarters? Em D He smells out of Hollister, he’s dressed in business formal C Em D I should’ve guessed by now G Boys like him, they make moves quick, they couldn’t risk my shelf life G I miss setting expectations higher than my belt line Em D I forget what plain appreciation ever felt like C Em D I say I’ll let him out C D G Don’t make jokes about how I’ll be in bed C D G When did parents stop teaching respect? C I’m a pessimist, I’m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he’ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitation [Verso 2] G Trial two, I call him “dude”, I make sure to be forward G I turn on Avengers, then he switches it to horror Em D Told him "I don’t want a lover, just a friend who’s loyal" C Em D That’s when it all goes south C D G (E) Don’t act like my words aren’t what they seem C D G E Not sorry to bruise your fragile self esteem C I’m a pessimist, I’m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he’ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitation C Hear me clear, don’t be mistaken D G I’m no goal to score with patience C Bargaining provokes my hatred D G My body’s no invitation C D So I’m a pessimist, that’s what my blessing is G E I expect the worst from everybody that I meet C Yeah it’s sweet D G But not a single boy’s disproven me C I’m a pessimist, I’m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he’ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitation Outro C Invitation Invitation D G Saying "no"'s no invitation C Invitation D G Invitation