Alien Abduction Probe

[Verso 1] D G I saw the light, they returned last night, D A un-answered questions tortured me. D G Like how they unlocked the door? Why's my rectum sore? D A D Why do I twitch when I watch E.T? [Refrão] G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe, A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch. G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold, A A D D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe. [Verso 2] D G You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, D A such a gross indignity. D G Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation, D A D why do they always come for me? Huh, I say. [Refrão] G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe, A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch. G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold, A A D D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe. Interlude G D A D G D A A D D [Verso 3] D G So, late at night I sit alone stare at the twilight zone, D A with a sawed off shot gun in my hand. D G Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered, waiting for those great green bastards, D A D it's the only way to make them understand. Oooooh [Refrão] G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe, A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch. G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold, A A D D D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.