Inanimate Insanity

Intro Am Greetings! Salutations! F I'll just cut the formal integrations C And get right to the part we all came for G Starring the host: MePhone4! Am Eight vets stranded on an island, F Spoiled Lemon tickets were a lie, and C Bow appears out from the demolition G It's a Fans and Favorites competiton! [Refrão] Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G As the second one's going, don't ask why! Am F Comepeting to win a prize! C G Don't think on it too much, it's just the grand prize! Am F Season 3 of I.I! C G Get voted off and you're punched through the sky Am F Only one can come out with the prize C G This is what the fans want, everything's fine [Verso 1] Am F First challenge up is to dive off a cliff C G Blue lost and got Blueberry out, who didn't give a rip Am F The team naming challenge put the Pinkers on the floor C G As Fan left the island, competing no more Am F The cameras start snapping, tryna capture something bad C G And Lifering goes to Indefinte Island Am F (Sorry, hold it there, what's Indefinite Island?) C G We'll get to that later, let's keep moving (And!) Am F The challenge is over, Thinkers have to think a vote out C G OJ leaves the island 'cause Yin-Yang does not count Am F Teams protect and drop an egg, hope it doesn't crack C G Clover's luck saves her, sending Box to a medevac Am F Trying not to laugh was a struggle for the Sinkers C G Tea Kettle leaves, but not before a hug first Am F Team shuffle time, building mile-high-pies C G And Cabby gets out, but this is not good-bye [Refrão] Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G As the second one's going, don't ask why! Am F Comepeting to win a prize! C G Discovering the truths of the one who had died Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G There's Candle and Silver flying through the sky! Am F Only one can come out with the prize C G You can't keep acting like everything's fine [Verso 2] F G Bodies have swapped, and a bridge race is up Am C Thinkers vote Clover out as Clover passes on her own luck F G Bow is revealed to actually be a robot Am C ('Cause Fan and Test Tube built up a Bowbot!) F G A filmmaking challenge is up ahead Am C The Pinkers' film wins, and Goo gets out in the end F G Rejoin time on Indefinite Island Am A As Cabby comes back, Test Tube goes flying [Ponte] A Now teams have merged into one D "Bow" gives herself a new voice, and A Creatures all fight 1v1 D The Floor has to leave the island A Until the boot doesn't work D Turns out the Floor is the island A The challenge puts The Floor through hurt, D But the newfound Bot helps to reconcile them. A Paintbrush is the next one to leave D Cliffs and icebergs on the anniversary A Nickel's luck becomes fully seen D C G And Candle leaves, alliances splitting A Puzzle rooms crafted by a spring D Pairs of two confronting their memories A D G C And just as Bot embraces themsself, G D A It's off to Indefinite Island for them A A A (them, them, them) [Verso 3] (strumming sofly; strum one time per chord) Am Blueberry's back in play F C G As Yin-Yang gets sent far away Am F C G Plots from a mock-up murder give Blueberry control over the game Am But with a trek to a bake off, F G Blueberry leaves in shame Am The Floor is suspicious of MePhone's wishes F G To suddenly extend the game (strumming slightly faster) Am F Conestants write a fake season C G That the Groscers disqualify Am F C G Balloon, Cabby, and Silver are left to fight for the prize Am F Time is fleeting on this endeavor C G The game is nearing end times Am F This cannot go on forever C G And what could be the grand prize? (strumming faster) Am F Is there something to be hidden? C G What else is hiding behind? Am F And who will come out the winner? C G I guess we'll find out next time [Refrão] Am F In Season 3 of I.I.! C G As the second one's going, don't ask why! Am F Comepeting to win a prize! C G (If there even is one, is there even gonna be a prize?) Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G Get voted off and you're punched through the sky Am F Only one can come out with the prize C G It's gettin' close to over, gettin' close to over! Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G Invitational contest for a prize! Am F The finalists are on the line C G Unless things are thawrted by that fist in the ground! Am F Season 3 of I.I.! C G If you want a contest, MePhone's the guy! Am F Only one can come out with the prize C G Let's just hope that everything's fine Outro Am There's just one final part F G Who will win, and who will depart? Am We'll see in the finale of F G Am Inanimate Insanity Invitational!