36 Questions

{JASE} D C D One thing C D C D I came out here for one thing C D C D And that little bitty one thing C D C D Was to forget about you C D C D But I guess I've learned something C D C D That there's never really one thing C D C D 'Cause pretty quickly one thing C D C D Evolves into two, or three, or more C For example D C D See the light in the hallway? C It was always flickering D C Ever since I was little D It was always flickering F G After three days here, it was unbearable F My list grew G Two, fix the light bulb N.C. D And one, forget about you D C Drove to town, bought a bulb D C D One of those new LEDs C Brought it home, put it in D But the wires weren't connecting F G Suddenly, they went on the fritz F My list grew G Three, rewire the ceiling G Two, fix the lightbulb N.C. D And one, forget about you D C So I went to the attic D C And to my utmost delight D C There it is, black mold D F Killing us slowly each night G And I feel it's my duty to remove it F My list grew G Four, kill the black mold G Three, rewire the ceiling G Two, fix the lightbulb N.C. D And one, forget about you {JUDITH} D C D Yeah, but my one thing {JASE, spoken} C C Is really just I'm not done {JASE} D C See the tarp in the hallway? D C D That used to be a gallery wall C D Lots of pictures, super classy F Sad I had to make the call, but G D In scouring for mold, I had to take the place apart F G Because sometimes to solve a problem N.C. D You follow it back to the start {JUDITH, spoken} C Oh. Who's that? {JASE, spoken} D C D D D D D D No one. It just does that when it rains {JASE} D C D C D When I tried to rebuild the wall that I'd taken down C D F I discovered two holes burrowed right into the ground G And I didn't have the heart to kill 'em F So my list grew D C D C But then, the cement that I found to fill in the gaping holes D C Wasn't good, it didn't stick D F Apparently, cement can get old?! G D C D C In trying to fix one thing, I made everything worse F My list grew G Nine, buy new cement G Eight, take care of this duck I found G Seven, clean out the pipes for the bathroom and the kitchen G Six, rebuild the wall G Five, keep out the pests G Four, kill the black mold G Three, rewire the ceiling G Two, fix the lightbulb N.C. D And one, forget about you {JUDITH} F I think it's lovely Am Bb To see you fix up this old house F Am7 Because you want it to be Bb F Nice for your family F Am7 But I think maybe you're obsessing Bb F Over things you can control E N.C. Hoping to control your feelings for {JASE, spoken} D What?! D No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no {JUDITH} {JASE, spoken} D So you came here These things needed to get done okay, okay D Looking for one thing Just just just stop moving towards me. Just stay on D And you're saying that one thing your side of the room, okay? So we can talk this out. D F G Was to forget about me Well, listen well, listen. If my moms are gonna be- G D Well, all I am asking so nice to have me out here and respect my need to be D Is for you to do the first thing alone during this really insane, crazy, impossible time D Which could also be the last thing of my life, the absolute least I can do is, you know, just D F That you do with me Just go around and and and and and Destroy their house. {JUDTH, spoken} G After tonight, you'll never hear from me again. G If that's what you want. G Everything we need to fix our marriage is inside this envelope. G N.C. I'm asking for one chance {BOTH} D We'll do this one thing F It is the first thing G D We're doing together D Since- {JUDITH} {JASE} F G F G -You left without saying a word -I found out you were not who I thought you were {BOTH} D We'll do this one thing F G It could be the last thing Outro D C x4