Incorrectional Officer

Intro: N.C Ayy, ayy, (ayy), ayy, (ayy) [Verso 1] Fm Gm7 Please somebody come and help, somebody hear me when I yelp Cm I need an officer to see that everyone is by themselves Ab Bb Someone's staring while I shit, so he's taking out his dick Gm So he's staring at me like "Bend over and don't fucking wipe" Fm Gm7 So he shoves his cock in mine, and it makes me wanna cry Cm And it makes me wanna stab him with my prison booger knife Ab Bb It makes me do it on the dot, I cut his cock off with my snot Gm So I got my sentence moved I went from fifteen years to life Fm Gm7 Judge said it wasn't right for him to use my poop as lube Cm But an officer chimed in and said "That's just what they do" Ab Bb Cause in prison there's no lube, and that's just what they do Gm I said there's no lube in prison so they use eachothers poop, yeah Interlude Fm Gm7 Cm Ab Bb Gm Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ay ay, ay ay ay, ay ay ay ay ayy Fm Gm7 Cm Ab Bb Gm Yeah, yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy, ayy, yeah, yeah Fm Gm7 Cm Ab Bb Gm Incredible, awesome, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing [Verso 2] Fm Gm7 I'm doing five hundred years over some tweets Cm And now another three hundred cause I get no pussy Ab Bb It's got me missing on sleep, I'm feeling tweaked every day of the week Gm I'm thinking to myself that I could break free Fm Gm7 I secretly see relief, I wanna see a C-O ho Cm And I cut the teeth and stick my dick in her cheeks Ab Bb Gm Both said and facts, the social contract has since collapsed Fm So fuck that let me kick out a sadistic rap Gm7 Cm And now i further my murderous plan of attack, it's blood curdling Ab Bb Gm Urging surgical surfaces, merciless reimbursements of the earth Fm Gm7 I been served since birth I was cursed as worthless Cm My emergence is pure evil so say to those people Ab Bb Gm Well I'd rather be feared than be your equal, be your ruler then battle with your people [Verso 3] Fm Gm7 Prison shitting cock up in my asshole, ay Cm I been here for a minute, couple thousand days Ab Bb Shit, if I slip it in crippling, shitting, nobody been in it Gm Long as we manage, we hamming, cramming, we slamming Fm Gm7 I ain't even dropping the bars, I just be dropping the soaps Cm Don't even pray anymore, cause I ain't got no hope Ab Bb Every day that I pray, every day that I say Gm My wife don't visit, was a bitch anyway Fm Gm7 Cm Ab Prison is not a vacation, no lubrication, using defication, even urination Bb Gm Anything is ass son, feels just like wet ass pussy was Fm Gm7 Cm Life is good, I hate it here, everyone is suddenly a fucking queer, ay Ab Bb Gm Fm I don't like it when there's people near, I'm filled with fear just like a dear staring at headlights Gm7 Cm But it's real head night, too bad I lost all my civil rights Ab Bb Gm I don't have a bank account, can't take out, the money I need for vaseline Fm Gm7 Cm That's like working a week, I'd rather eat, fuck that shit, literally, ay Ab Bb Gm Lay down gas, been blasted with steel toes, do you feel those?