Stupid

Intro D (No way, no way, no way, no way) D (No way, no way, no way, no way) [Verso 1] D Maybe his phone died on a long drive D Middle of nowhere G Stuck on the side of the road, no service D Bm No way he'd leave me on "Read" for two weeks on purpose A D Maybe he's busy picking flowers D 'Cause he knows my birthday's next month, how sweet G Or he's taking a shower Bm A Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours [Pré-Refrão] Em D G Surely his silence isn't him letting me go Em And I know he can't read his watch D/F# G I bet that's why he didn't show, I know [Refrão] D He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb G He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" Bm A And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky G A He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time D But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here G With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Bm A Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it G D No way, no way a boy's that stupid [Verso 2] D What's there to not love? I'm the whole package D I'm funny and kind and I sing G Plus, I'm humble and most days attractive Bm A So, no text back must mean something terrible has happened [Pré-Refrão] Em D G Surely his silence isn't him letting me go Em D G So I check the local paper, making sure his name ain't written in bold, I know [Refrão] D He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb G He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" Bm A And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky G A He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time D But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here G With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Bm A Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it G No way, no way a boy's that stupid Instrumental D G D [Ponte] D G No way, he wouldn't do it (He wouldn't do it) G No way, a boy's that stupid Bm A No way, no way G A No way, no way [Refrão] D He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb G He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" Bm A And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky G A He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time D But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here G With a girl like me, you don't just disappear Bm A Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it G No way, no way a boy's that stupid Outro D (No way, no way, no way, no way) G (No way, no way, no way, no way)