The Party Song

Riff 1: E---------------------------------------------| B---------------------------------------------| G---------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------| A-/9---7--6-----7--6-----7--6-----------------| E-----------7--------7--------7---7--9--------| Rythm Figure 1 Verse 1, play these chords palm muted. B5 E5(vii) Do you want to come to a party C#5 E5(vii) My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 B5 E5(vii) This thing's at a frat house but people are cool there C#5 E5(vii) Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there B5 E5(vii) Would be someone there who would catch my attention C#5 E5(vii) I wasn't out looking for love or affection B5 E5(vii) So I payed my 3 and the girls got in free C#5 E5(vii) F#5 B5 Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party These chords are not palm muted: B5 E5(vii) And then in the backyard a terrible ska band C#5 E5(vii) Someone in the background was doing a keg stand B5 E5(vii) This place is so lame all these girls look the same C#5 E5(vii) All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed B5 E5(vii) In my bed back at watching TV alone C#5 E5(vii) Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone B5 E5(vii) Far from people I hate down from anywhere state C#5 E5(vii) F#5 B5 Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party Play Riff 1 over: And then I saw her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She wasn't wearing underwear at least prayed that B5 C#5 E5 F#5 She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun B5 C#5 Maybe we'd watch the sun rise E5 F#5 But that night I learned some girls try too hard Play Rythm Figure 1 over the chorus: Some girls try to hard Some girls try to hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me Verse 2: B5 E5(vii) I couldn't believe what this lady was saying C#5 E5(vii) The names she was dropping the games she was playing B5 E5(vii) She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys C#5 E5(vii) How she's down with the 'wise well-constructed disguise B5 E5 (vii) Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this C#5 E5(vii) Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless B5 E5(vii) So I said I'd call her but never would bother C#5 E5 (vii) F#5 B5 Until I got turned down by another girl at a party Play Riff 1 over: So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover B5 C#5 E5 F#5 This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun B5 C#5 E5 F#5 You should just turn and run because you'll find out that some girls try too hard Play Rythm Figure 1 over this chorus: Some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me