It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)

As heard on the Bob and Tom Show?? Capo 3 (to sound like recording) E A E Have you ever had one of those days when nothin? goes right E B7 Your wife starts bitchin? about whatever it was she was bitchin? about last night E A E So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne E B7 E But after you finish your business, the toilet paper?s gone [Refrão] E A Well it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass E B7 It?s a bad day, so you better get off my back E A You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path E B7 E Cause it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass Well I was runnin? late for work so I poured me some coffee to go And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray Chorus When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette I?m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget Chorus