Monday Morning Ant Brigade

Intro: D G A G A (4x) verse 1: D G Monday morning i woke up late D I feel like shit and i can't G D see straight One last drink G D was a bad idea i'm on G the bowl with diarrhea [Refrão] F# Out the door in a B C# F# fog barked at by B C# the neighbors dog verse 2: D forgot my keys i G went back inside A I got a flat so D i can't ride D The phone rings G aw jeez now what? A i am an idiot so i D pick it up (hello?) Interlude: D F#m Bm A D A F#m A D F#m Bm A A Em D D G D verse 3: D Now i'm held up G A on my line D My cretin landlord he's wasting G D my time he wants his money or we G D go to trial he's G got penis envy denial [Refrão] D Another weekend G i didn't get laid A it's a monday morning D D ant brigade Another G weekend i didn't get A paid it's a monday D morning ant brigade Post Chorus: D A x11, D } Bridge: D F#m Fuck it all no regrets G A i'm staying in and you D can bet it sucks outside F#m G in the pouring rain I'll A smoke some pot and fry my brain [Refrão] D Thom cut the record G down to the bone I'm A the sureshot rocking D the microphone D Another weekend G i didn't get laid A it's a monday D morning ant brigade D I've got the F#m monday mornings G I've got the A monday mornings D I've got the F#m monday mornings G I've got the A monday mornings Outro: Monday monday... D F#m G A (2x) D G A G A (4x), D }