Ketamine

Intro D D D D F# (let ring while drums play) [Verso 1] D F# "Don't interupt me man, I'm getting real impatient" F# She said, "Why don't you put that one in a history-book poem so I can hate it." F# D I really want an official copy of that statement D B A# A I never met anyone who wanted so badly to be hated D You're like Ketamine D F You get me so sedated [Ponte] F# And all those hate-filled blogs that I know are all about me F# And to be honest, true, they're getting pretty mean F# A D Well I'm good at avoiding things and bleeding into the scenery [Refrão] D B When you were drunk, trying to get balance F# B A D I'm an adult but then I saw your matress B Gonna make you feel like a slow dance F# D B Tryna make you feel like ro-mance F# D B A# While I had another number written in the palm of my hand [Verso 2] F# Well I'm trying to be honest F# Now you're calling me out on it F# Now you're calling all my friends askin' Where is Drew Thompson F# D A If they knew, they'd tell you, B A# A F# But what that really means is "get a clue" [Refrão] D B When you were drunk, trying to get balance F# F# D I'm an adult but then I saw your matress B Gonna make you seem like a slow dance F# D B Tryna make you feel like ro-mance F# F# D I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand B F# D