Never Getting Laid

Intro: F7M C7M E7 Am7 D7 F7M C7M E7 Am7 D7 [Verso 1] F7M C7M We were so happy, why not mix it up? E7 Am7 D7 I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough F7M C7M No way to know just who you're thinking of E7 Am7 I just wish you didn't have a mind [Pré-Refrão] D7 F7M (Ah) That could flip like a switch C7M Like a wandering drift E7 To a neighboring bitch Am7 D7 F7M When just the other night you said you need me, what gives? C7M How did it come to this? E7 Boy, I know where you live [Refrão] A Baby, I'm not angry F#m7 Love you just the same Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday C#m7 And all your days are sunny F#m7 From your windowpane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A And a forever of never getting laid [Verso 2] F7M C7M I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice) E7 Am7 D7 Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight F7M C7M Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?) E7 Am7 D7 And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday) [Pré-Refrão] F7M Was when we called it quits (Called it quits) C7M I was so confident (Confident) E7 'Til the thought of it hit Am7 D7 F7M That any given night, you could be using your lips C7M On a girl with big tits E7 Boy, I know where you live [Refrão] A Baby, I'm not angry F#m7 Love you just the same (I love you just the same) Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday C#m7 And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane) F#m7 From your windowpane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A F#m7 And a forever of never getting laid (Forever) Bm7 Mm-mm F#m7 E7 C#m7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm) Final: A F7M At the end of the rainbow G7 I hope you find Am7 Am7/G# Am7/G A good whole lot of nothing F#º 'Cause you're still inside Dm7 Dº G4 C And abstinence is just a state of mind