Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Intro: Em C Em C ..... Em C G Em Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are C G Em You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are C G And when your hand is on your heart A7 You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging Am7 Pig stain on your fat chin What do you hope to find down in the pig mine You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh Em C Em D Em D Em D Em D But you really a cry______ Em C G Em Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are C G Em You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are C G You radiate cold shafts of broken glass A7 You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin Am7 And good fun with a hand gun You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh Em C Em D Em D Em D Em D But you're really a cry______ Em D Em D Em D Em D Em D Em D Em D Em D C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb Em .... Em C Em C Em C Em C Em C Em C Em C Em C G Em Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are C G Em You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are C G You're trying to keep our feeling off the street Am You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused .......! .......! .......! .......! You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat Em C Em D Em D Em D Em D But you're really a cry_____ Em D C D [Repeat and fade]