I Used To Work In Chicago

Intro E I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 1] E A man and his wife came in for a hose "What kind of hose" said I B7 "Rubber" she said - rub her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 2] E A man and his wife came in for some playing cards "What kind of playing cards" said I B7 "Poker" she said - poke her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 3] E A man and his wife came in for a Ford "What kind of Ford" said I B7 "Explorer" she said - explore her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 4] E A man and his wife came in for beverage "What kind of beverage" said I B7 "Liquor" she said - lick her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 5] E A man and his wife came in for a cake "What kind of cake" said I B7 "Layered" she said - lay her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Ponte] A E Hey, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! B7 E The way things are going, they gonna cuss it by me [Verso 6] E A man and his wife came in for a roofing tool "What kind of roofing tool" said I B7 "Nailer" she said - nail her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 7] E A man and his wife came in for two tickets to Maine "What city in Maine" said I B7 "Well, Banger" she said - bang her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore [Verso 8] E A man and his wife came in for a german airplane "What kind of german airplane" said I B7 "Focker" she said - fuck her I did! E And I can never go back anymore [Refrão] E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore Outro E ah- ah- ah- I used to work in Chicago in a department store B7 E I thought i did a pretty good job, I can never go back anymore