Barnum

Intro: N.C. Everything about my museum was spectacular, including the price. One Dollar! Now, that might seem a bit steep but it was worth it, Look at what I gave them [Verso 1] C Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta G7 Living lava from the flanks of Etna C F C/E Statuary, Ride a Dromedary F C/E D7 G7 C G7 See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part [Verso 2] Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Eb MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land Ab6 Bb7 Eb Eb7/G A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of Pocahontas' hair Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you Eb F D7 G D7 G7 Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Del - a - ware [Verso 3] C Armadillas, clever caterpillars G7 Reproductions of the cyclops retna C F C/E Crystal blowing, automatic sewing F C/E D7 G7 C G7 Venus on a shell and other works of art [Verso 4] Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Eb Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees Ab6 Bb7 Two ladies joined across the knees Eb Eb7/G A mona lisa made of ice Ab Eb/G Hottentos, we've gotten in Bb/F Eb Forgotten spots, a cotton gin F D7 G D7 G7 A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice [Verso 5] C One iguana, snakes and other fauna G7 Got no bearded lady but we're getting her C C/E F C/E When you duck out, take another buck out F C/E D7 G7 C Run around the block and see a new show start! {Repeat double time} [Verso 6] C Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta G7 Living lava from the flanks of Etna C F C/E Statuary, Ride a Dromedary F C/E D7 G7 C G7 See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part [Verso 7] Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Eb MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land Ab6 Bb7 Eb Eb7/G A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of Pocahontas' hair Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you Eb F D7 G D7 G7 Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Del - a - ware [Verso 8] C Armadillas, clever caterpillars G7 Reproductions of the cyclops retna C F C/E Crystal blowing, automatic sewing F C/E D7 G7 C G7 Venus on a shell and other works of art [Verso 9] Ab Eb/G Bb7/F Eb Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees Ab6 Bb7 Two ladies joined across the knees Eb Eb7/G A mona lisa made of ice Ab Eb/G Hottentos, we've gotten in Bb/F Eb Forgotten spots, a cotton gin F D7 G D7 G7 A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice C One iguana, snakes and other fauna G7 Got no bearded lady but we're getting her C C/E F C/E When you duck out, take another buck out F C/E Run around the block and see F C/E Run around the block and see F C/E D7 G7 C Run around the block and see a new show start!