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[Verso 1] N.C. E5 A5 I was your Isaac you were my Abraham E5 A5 Knife to my stomach but God wasn't listening E5 A5 So I let you kill me what was I gonna do F#5 A5 E5 Try and defend myself cuz it never quote works out how I want it to E5 A5 I was your Eliza you were my Wilbur E5 A5 You said you loved me and I fucking shuddered E5 A5 Felt like a gun to my head what am I gonna say F#5 A5 E5 Oh no thanks I'm fine but thanks anyway [Refrão] C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. My body is a machine that turns trauma F#5 A5 N.C. Into different trauma C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. This ones been aging for fifteen years F#5 A5 Hear it pairs well with the carbonara [Verso 2] N.C. E5 It was such a catch twenty-two from the get go A5 N.C. E5 It was military school you fucking know what theyd do to me there Asus2 N.C. E5 I'm fucking sick of being threatened with gang rape all of the time F#5 A5 E5 So I'm sorry if I told you late you always said the brain didnt mature until twenty five [Refrão] C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. Your body is a machine that turns trauma F#5 A5 N.C. Into human children C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. I could do it better than you F#5 A5 N.C. But I dont have the equipment Outro C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. So my body is a machine that turns trauma F#5 A5 N.C. Exclusively into power chords C#5 B5 A5 A5/C# A5 A5/C# A5 N.C. I think you get it welcome to the family F#5 A5 E5 Jobs open if you want it its yours