If I Had A Boat

[Refrão] C G And if I had a boat C G I'd go out on the ocean C G And if I had a pony Em D I would ride him on my boat C G And we would all together C G Go out on the ocean G D G It'd be me upon my pony on my boat [Verso 1] G If I were Keanu Reeves C G I'd sure enough be single G D Couldn't get myself to marry and settle down G It'd be me and that horse from John Wick 3 C G We'd go riding through them movies G D G Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail [Refrão] C G So if I had a boat C G I'd go out on the ocean C G And if I had a pony Em D I would ride him on my boat C G And we would all together C G Go out on the ocean G D G It'd be me upon my pony on my boat [Verso 2] G Well the Lone Ranger, he was smart C G He got himself a Tonto D Tonto would do the dirty work for free G But Tonto he was smarter C G And he'd just say kemo sabe G You can kiss my ass cause I bought a boat D G Now I'm going out to sea [Refrão] C G If I had a boat C G I'd go out on the ocean C G And if I had a pony Em D I would ride him on my boat C G And we would all together C G Go out on the ocean G D G It'd be me upon my pony on my boat [Verso 3] G If I had the money C G I'd buy a motorcycle D And I'd ride it on the streets and on the trails G And I'd buy a leather vest C G And I'd put a patch upon it saying G If you can read this my lady fell off D G I'm going out to sail [Refrão] C G And if I had a boat C G I'd go out on the ocean C G And if I had a pony Em D I'd ride him on my boat C G Then I'd buy a motorcycle C G And I'd ride it on my pony G D G Ride my motorcycle on my pony on my boat