The Night Ol Norman Broke My Nose

[Verso 1] G C Yeah I was drunk, and I admit it G And if you aint been there yourself, D you might not get it. G Just one of them nights C nothing better to do G I was a little too loud D G And a little too rowdy too. [Verso 2] G C Yeah I was drunk,and I admit it G So I probably didnt hear old Norman D When he told me to quit it. G I just kept going C Thinking I was cool. G All of a sudden D G Im flying backwards off that stool. Narrative N/C I interrupt this song to bring you an important message. You see,Norman was a huge grizzly bear of a man, He looked kinda like a lumberjack. He had a long ugly scar that ran from the Corner of his eye and buried itself in His coal black beard. He was so big he could Stand in front of a window and make the whole Room go dark. heard hed been an all American football Player, a professional wrestler,an MMA champion,and most Recently,a hit man for the Russian Mafia Actually, just made that last part up. Anyway,he owned that bar,and being the owner of a small Business like that,he was also the bartender,the the doorman, The dishwasher,the chief financial officer and in this Particular case,the bouncer. Well the last thing I Remember seeing before flying backwards off the Aforementioned stool was Normans enormous fist, Which I estimated to be at least twenty inches across, Traveling at over a thousand miles an hour. I now return you to the song already in progress. [Refrão] G C I saw bright lights and stars G As the floor rushed up to meet me A But I never saw old Norman D As his boots came up to greet me C There was blood and beer mixed with my tears G And what else heaven knows D That was the night C G Old Norman broke my nose. [Verso 3] G C I was on the floor searching for the door G Then up come Norman just itching D To give me more. G C But Id had enough.Tried to tell him so. G Pretty sure I cried and D G Begged him to let me go [Verso 4] G C Well Im still not sure how I got away. G But next thing I know D Im coming to the next day. G C I couldnt move, I couldnt speak G Both eyes swolled shut D G I couldnt see for a week. Narrative N.C. I interrupt this song again to bring you another important message Looking back, I cant be totally sure old Norman was the only One responsible for my demise. dont have any idea how many Pairs of boots were stomping me,how many beer mugs were busted Across my head,or how many pool cues pummeled my nearly lifeless body. The only thing I am certain of is there was more than enough of each To get the job done. So my advice to all you macho cowboys out there Who think youre invincible after a few adult beverages, Spoiler alert! You aint. So if one night youre Feeling particularly froggy, you see a mountain of a man Coming toward you with his fists clenched,snarling like a Mad dog,giving you the stink eye, drop whatever youre doing, Run like hell for the exit,dont stop till youre in the Next county,and for Gods sake, dont slow down. He Might be gaining on you. Youll thank me for this later. I now return you to the song already in progress. [Refrão] G C I saw bright lights and stars G As the floor rushed up to meet me A But I never saw old Norman D As his boots came up to greet me. C There was blood and beer mixed with my tears G And what else heaven knows. D That was the night C G Old Norman broke my nose Tag: D That was the night C G Old Norman broke my nose.