Rigger Hughes

[Refrão] E A E Mr. Bo the Medicine Man promises a long and healthy life E A Bm7 Hes got elixirs and potions for your ails and strife E A E He swears by his concoctions but offers no money-back guarantee Bm7 E If they dont work its your fault, not Mr. Bs. [Verso 1] E A E Dont attempt to use his miracles around an open flame E Bm7 Youd only have yourself to blame. E A E On a full moon he mixes up his potions and spells E A Bm7 He sings old voodoo chants so his cooking goes well E A E Puts em in his waterbed until everything smells Bm7 E 3 months later all the roaches are dead, and hes got something to sell [Refrão] E A E Mr. Bo the Medicine Man promises a long and healthy life E A Bm7 Hes got elixirs and potions for your ails and strife E A E He swears by his concoctions but offers no money-back guarantee Bm7 E If they dont work its your fault, not Mr. Bs. [Verso 2] E A E He guaranteed my hair would grow back and my neuropathy be gone. E A Bm7 My skin would be soft as a baby and pissing in the night would be no long E A E He said I could run a marathon on two bad knees Bm7 E That be just fine with me [Verso 3] Bm7 Well, to be honest. E A E My hair did grow lush and strong as a bone E Bm7 In both my ears and nose E A E I ran a marathon, first 10 ft I fell flatt on my ass Bm7 E E The best part.All the critters in my RV are dead or gone. [Refrão] E A E Mr. Bo the Medicine Man promises a long and healthy life E A Bm7 Hes got elixirs and potions for your ails and strife E A E He swears by his concoctions but offers no money-back guarantee Bm7 E If they dont work its your fault, not Mr. Bs. E Mr. Bo the Medicine Man